Birthplace: Goodall Hospital…..delivery room

In a Previous Life: I had 40 acres and a mule

Sexiest Woman Alive: Probably wouldn’t talk to either of us

Perfect Day Off: Is this one of those “you know I know how you’re gay?” questions?

Define Happiness: The quality or state of being happy

Hero: Tarzan

What’s the biggest mistake you ever made? I’m still ticking …..so it hasn’t happened yet

Favorite Rarely used word: Dink

Favorite Bone Band: Tool

Favorite Old School Bone Band: Pink Floyd

Favorite Concert: Nine Inch Nails – Worcester, Ma 2000

What not to say upon meeting me: 
1. you mean like Austin Texas?
2. you mean like Stone Cold Steve Austin?
3. you mean like the six million dollar man?